Chen

Chen is a mythical deity of the Cheverse. After his defeat at the Battle of Troy he was weakened to only a shadow of his former self. However his soul remains and he continues to smite endangered species internationally. Chen, the inversion of Che, is at constant war with all things of his counterpart. Ways you can detect if Chen is trying to smite you:


 * Your dogs bark for no reason.
 * You hallucinate Chen and fire.
 * Your air freshener smells like sulfur and brimstone.
 * Purple Kush doesn't give you a good hit.

How to tell if someone has been possessed by Chen:


 * They spasm at the mention of Che.
 * League of Legends makes them break out in hives.
 * Images of Che Guevara makes them drone "Red Rum."
 * The mention of Karl Marx makes them faint without warning.